Alan Rickman on Jimmy Fallon (10/9/2013)

Rant ahead. You've been warned.

I haven’t slept and Matt’s leaving in four months (which is all my fault btw) and I’m just in a bitchy mood. Also when I was at Starbucks there were these two bitches at the next table sharing a fruit bowl and it bugged me like I felt like they were practically saying ‘we have fruit so we’re better than you, fatass.'

Why?

By Sarah 

June 1, 2013

You were my first.

You stole my heart;

And took it to the stars.

Will you be there when I need you?

Do you even care?

Will things be better

Once you are truly gone?

Or would you admit your mistakes

And stay here with me?

No more endless nights of pining;

When all is said and done.

I’m not asking for much, you know;

I just want you to be safe.

But if that means we separate

Then you’re asking too much of me.

My heart is yours forever;

I cannot deny you that.

But if I mean so little to you;

Maybe I’ll take it back.

A bit about me...

I have so many cherry red items in my apartment:

• my glasses
• coffee mugs
• tablecloth
• bedsheets 
• pillowcases
• towel
• garbage can
• toaster
• kleenex box cover
• chuck taylors
• toilet seat cover
• bath mat (wow it looks weird without another t)
• catch alls
• the trim on my desk
• housecoat
• kitchen utensils
• pots/pans
• strainer
• lampshades
• coats/jackets

...and I'm sure there are a few other things I missed but whatever.